(ORIGINALLY POSTED 06/10/09)
Inspired by David Letterman’s jokes about Sarah Palin, Rush told some Obama jokes on his show today. It was driving the lib callers nuts. Here are a few samples:
What’s the difference between God and Obama?
-God doesn’t think he’s Obama.
-Liberals believe in Obama.
-God only asks for 10% of your money.
-God gives you the freedom to live your life as you choose.
-God’s plan to save us actually exists.
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither one has a birth certificate.
If you know any more Obama jokes please add them to the comments. LINK
How dare he! Politician’s kids are off limits! Just think of the pain inflicted on that poor little girl. Doesn’t Obama care about the reputation of his daughter? We need the fairness doctrine on tv. This kind of hate speech has to be stopped! We need Marshall law. Call your congressman! Boycott CBS! Burn your tv! Protest in the street! Oh, wait… The joke was about Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter? Not Obama’s? Then nevermind. She’s a republican so it’s okay. Republicans don’t have feelings. Call off the national guard. Whew, that was close.